March 2012
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if you're there to listen to anyone who needs to talk.
February 2012
Use of Profanity With Age
- 8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
- 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Can't Forget About You (Featuring Chrisette Michelle)
Nas
Nas - Can’t Forget About You (ft Chrisette Michelle)
This is one of Nas’s many lowkey classics. The whole song is buttery smooth, and fits together beautifully. It’s off of his amazing album Hip-Hop Is Dead.
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My Song Rating: 9.5 out of 10
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I count my days on my back- Oh lord how they all drag on
Stop acting like you lost something; you never had it in the first place.
Dye me like a Sunset: Some things I don't understand →
dyemelikeasunset.tumblr.com
Why is it accepted that some people who eat a ton of food can stay thin, but not accepted that some people who eat a small amount of food can be fat?
Since thin people get diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure, why is becoming thin suggested as a cure?
Why bother…
I get way to uptight about music, and actual hardworking artists. It becomes so personable and it blows my mind how even if they are recognized by the general public most of them will never know how truly amazing they are.
This will be followed by a rage postings about Eminem
Fuck you.
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Holy shit; our house just went up for sale this morning and we already have two showings
I'm speaking a language that no one knows- and i'm starting to feel locked in a glass plane of existence that no one can reach..
Listen
Needs Headphones
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
