the people who live above me are having sex right...
…i’m not sure how to handle this
pettyartist: personalsamusement: goldcucco: I know everyone’s seen this before but omg. HOW LEWD. Still the best
dyemelikeasunset: Yearning to Breathe Free Please click the link after watching the video and support this. Thank you so much
pettyartist: vondell-swain: time-miss: videohall: “Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.” oh god but that would be really scary?? like economically and time wise it’s great and useful but that’d have to be real frightening like in a small little tube shooting through the air like thats sorta what airplanes are but this is an actual tube you’re like a...
Hey Thar~: Public School Uniforms and Why They... →
saiyukiluver: I’ve had to grow up with school uniforms since third grade. I thought they were going to be like Sailor Moon outfits so I was all for them. (Lol kids are so delusional. Anyways, we got them and for the rest of my life, and I’m sure many others, there are some ill consequences that comes with the…
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
mishasminions: johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER. MY LADDER IS A PENIS. I MEAN, MY PENIS IS A LADDER NO, WAIT. I MEAN BOTH. THEY ARE BOTH. MY PENIS IS A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.
calmgiant: cumguzzling-gutterslut: joydivsion: how do i boyfriend when ugly Well, learning to speak proper fucking English is always a nice start… Yes, cumguzzling-gutterslut, this point seems quite valid coming from you.
Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for...– Benedict Cumberbatch (via fezzes-r-cool)
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
naked-nerds: liquid-thought: theblackship: Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: i believe. Omg, Keanu Reeves is Dorian Gray. Keanu Reeves is first and foremost a Canadian. Also he’s a vamp.
I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get...– Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp) BECAUSE THIS. (via mycroftsmindtardis) Neil Gaiman. Just wrote Smeagol/Gollum slash. Your argument is invalid. (via roane72)
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
my-chemical-hugs: but seriously when you ship a couple so hard you have to stop what you’re doing to breathe a bit
Help me prove this to my friend. Reblog if you...
pettyartist: onlyreadsbooksandshecannotdraw: spacemantheysayiam: way-beyond-compare: #after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud YES I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SADFGASERHASDFBADRHASFB I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO What the fuck is this? I love it. OHMYGOSH. WIGGLES.